40 Things You Have NOT Been Asked in a Survey...

Courtesy of Heidi!

1. Do you personally know anyone in prison at the present moment?
Not really, but I probably do. I used to hang out with some rather shady characters.

2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace?
Who hasn't?

3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
Thursday, except it was just peanut butter. Does that count?

4. Do you have a desk in your room?
Yes, and it is a total and complete disaster.

5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
No comment.

6. What kind of car do you have?
2004 VW Jetta.

7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
Nope.

8. Can you walk a straight line when you're sober?
Not so well...

9. Do you know how to throw up gang signs?
Yeah. See #1.

10. Have you ever broken a rib?
Yes. Snowboarding. And it sucked.

11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy?
Girl

12. Who is the most spoiled person you know?
No comment. She reads this blog.

13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
True love. Hands down, true love.

14. Have you ever had sex in church?
Ok, it depends on how you define "church." If we're talking within the sanctuary itself, then the answer is no; If we're talking about the church grounds and other buildings that happen to be on church property, then I have no comment.

15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine?
Nope

16. Do you watch the Grammys?
Kinda. I flip back and forth and somehow manage to catch what I want to see.

17. Would you ever work for the border patrol?
To borrow Heidi's response, not if I have to talk to people. People suck.

18. Which one word would describe your last relationship?
Heh. Heh. Heh. Yeah, no comment.

19. Would you rather date someone 2 years younger then you or 2 years older?
I'm indifferent. I don't think 2 years either way is enough to make much of a difference.

20. Have you ever had an eating disorder?
If you consider starving myself down to 98 lbs in a vain attempt to be a size 2 to be an eating disorder, then trying to maintain that unhealthy weight for nearly a year, then yes I have.

21. Do you have a porn collection?
Doesn't everybody?

23. Have you ever been in an interracial relationship?
Nope.

24. Is your birthday on a holiday?
I share a birthday with John Stamos. Isn't that holiday enough? I also share a birthday with Bill Clinton, but John Stamos is way hotter and more deserving of his own holiday IMO.

26. Do you have any friends or family in the war right now?
A couple of friends in Iraq.

29. Do you like polar bears?
Sure. Polar bears are cool. That's an odd question.

30. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.

31. Why are you doing this?
Because I'm a sucka for surveys.

34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor?
Eeeeuuuuw! Gross!

35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?
I sure hope so!

36. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes?
I did when I had a sweetie was closer to my size. Although I did wear my sweetie's shorts when I was preggo. I never gave them back either. Mua-ha-ha-ha!

37. What's your opinion on gold?
Quite lovely but I'm allergic. Sterling silver or platinum please.

38. Are you a country boy/girl or city slicker?
Total city slicker. Makes living in the 'burbs insanely painful.

39. Is your car a 2002 or higher?
Yes.

40. Do you want to hit something?
No, but the day is still young.


I just realized there are only 35 questions here. Hey Heidi, what'd you do with the other five questions?