Open Letter to My Neighbor

Ok. Christmas is over. The goose has gotten fat. And eaten. We were all quite pleased to put a penny in an old man's hat. Now for the love of all that is Noodly, will you just admit defeat and take that tangled mess of clumped up lights off your poor tree? Clearly they didn't make it up in time for Christmas and I doubt the other neighbors would be too thrilled for you to leave them up until next Christmas.

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